Friday, April 30, 2010

Like thinking about a thought that you've already thought.

In the autism world, rumination means the same thing that it does in the farm world.  So when I tell my colleagues that I've been thinking something over, their first reaction is usually a wince.

There is limited room for metaphor, so inimical to graphing, in ABA.

Rookie mistake.

Now, if I could just get this cognition out of my back teeth.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Letters Not Worth Sending, Part I.

Dear That Bastard,

I was so happy to see on Facebook that you and whatshername had such a lovely time touring that place I've always wanted to visit on your recent honeymoon.  I can see you're in love!  And I'm really happy for you that you've finally got over your pathological penny-pinching enough to invest in quality life experiences like a trip that doesn't involve staying with your parents.  The photos were so sweet.  I hope you got that sunburn treated, though.  Looks ouchy.

I've attached a few photos of my own, from our recent trek through Brazil.  You'll notice that bikini is the one we bought at Old Navy years ago.  How time flies.  I finally got up the courage to wear it, since I had that intestinal infection in March and lost a little weight (fifteen pounds, wow!).  Sorry I was such an insecure little whiner the whole time we were together -- whoops!  There I go again, and after I swore I'd get through this email without mentioning it!

I really hope we cross paths this Christmas; it would be so nice to grab a cup of coffee and catch up.  I know [my new partner's name] would love it.  It'd be refreshing to hear news from you rather than reading your status update, blog, and twitter feed.

Seriously, I'm so pleased to see you've found well-deserved happiness with someone who completes you as much as [my new partner's name] does me.  I'm sure it will be awhile before you find time to reply, so in the meantime, know that I think about you, with love, still.  Nothing can stop me from being your biggest fan.

xoxo,

Totally Over You

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Girls on Wheels

My favorite part is when the lead jammer calls the jam.  It's so sassy.

Terminal City Rollergirls